her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
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win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
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the night ended with taco bell and tears
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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