wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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