this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
should my penis look like a turkey
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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