Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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