Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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