My nipple is on Facebook.
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
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sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
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I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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