No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
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just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
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oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I came so hard my ears popped.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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