reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
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Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
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he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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