The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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