Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
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