i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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