this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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