so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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