did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Walk of Shame today included voting.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
You may now shotgun with the bride
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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