Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
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