It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
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You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
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Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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