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• (917): View more from New York City

  East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv

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• (631): View more from New York

  You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.

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• (562): View more from California

  In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  organizing the empties. That sober.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.

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• (239): View more from Florida

  We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk

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• (360): View more from Washington

  last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?

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• (253): View more from Washington

  the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug

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