Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(858): View more from California

Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.

(858): View more from California

i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents

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(281): View more from Texas

i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets

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(703): View more from Virginia

He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"

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(602): View more from Arizona

I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank

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(443): View more from Maryland

Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.

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(330): View more from Ohio

He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.

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(573): View more from Missouri

Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone

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