Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
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