is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
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We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
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TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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