Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
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