Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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