apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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