hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
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I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
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Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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