Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
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look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
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She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
i think i just lost a toe
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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