Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
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