Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
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one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
You're a waste of cheezeits
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
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I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
The ass gains better be worth it
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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