I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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