Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
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Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
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Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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