thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
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he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
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So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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