I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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