Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
Randomize
