Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
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I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
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As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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