he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
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I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
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If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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