This girl is more easily done than said...
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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