If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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