I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
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