I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
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those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Mom said you looked used
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
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He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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