the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
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Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
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I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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