took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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