for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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