I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
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I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
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We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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