The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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