Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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