I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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