I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Operation Purity has been aborted
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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