Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
Welp...herpes.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
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Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
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I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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