Fine. I'll sleep in my office
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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