Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
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