Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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