false alarm. still invincible.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
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still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
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Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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