we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
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NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
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Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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