Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
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