Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
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We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
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My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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