he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
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You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
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He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I need to calm my uterus...
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.