I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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